I am a nice person
I am nice, really. Relatively I am. There are always those people whose manners are scapping the ground to compare with.
``Hey, how are you. You sold your XXX, it went up 7 percent. THought you might have booked your gain.''
``No, I don't know whether we have sold or not,'' Mr N said.
``Oh really, you must know these things.''
``Yes.'' N said. ``I am sick lar. Feverish.''
Concerned. ``Oh no, have you seen a doctor.''
``Yes, doctor said it is due to an infection.''
``Oh, Anna Nicole Smith died of an infection.''
``SHUT UP LAR.''
``I am just saying''
``Hey, you, do you have anything important to say?''
``Everything I say is important.''
``That means don't have. Bye.'' N said.
Toooo toooo tooooo tooooooo..............sound of a dead dial tone.
Told you I am a nice person.
In other news, M emailed.
``Partied too hard on friday and saturday. Was going to come to singapore and got cancelled.''
hmmmm...I hope he is disappointed that his trip is cancelled. Reread email to make sure he sounded disappointed. At least he is not saying that he is having fun "there"
How hard must one party in order to qualify to be ``partying hard.'' I asked. (ok ok, it is a probing question. stop giving me a hard time, please?)
I guess I can hardly use that term on myself.
``It means get to bed too late and have to wake up too early.'' M replied. (persuasive answer, he didn't do anything. ok, you are forgiven.)
Hmmmmm.......can i say I party too hard? I got to bed really late on Saturday after partying really hard (making pineapple tarts and playing some group cranium and trying out at a word jam game which we never got around to even understanding the rules.) then I have to wake up early for church. Party Hard?
Let's look at my schedule ahead:
Tuesday : dg until late, wake early the next day for work (party hard?)
Wednesday: Playing bridge? (ok, I can try play till really late....party hard?)
Thursday: bsf (we are going to have fellowship till very late....party hard.)
Or 6 days to Beastie Boys, Jurrasic 5, Alcohol at w Good Vibration Singapore. ....(that sounds more like it. maybe I can drink enought for hangover the next day and brunch. perfect. )
Ok. Party time. I am sure a few hoegardens will get it RED HOT.
Syllable slasher, insurmountable mic gasher
Quick to vent with intent, you can't crash us
Constant link passers, styles'll skate past ya
Beats that we present will make you hate like a slave master(Hardcore)
Heated and hot, control the venomous plots
We be the cream of the crop, so keep our name out your mouth
We'll entertain your brain for three minutes and change
Ain't it strange, your fame is three minutes and change
Let me finish explainin', break it down like a layman
All the stuff that you sayin', Ain't it all entertainin'
Uhh, Yea...
(Red hot) molten lava
Too hot for toddlers
Too hot for you and your crew so don't bother
I'm the globetrotter, party block rocker
Heart and show stopper, break it off proper
``Hey, how are you. You sold your XXX, it went up 7 percent. THought you might have booked your gain.''
``No, I don't know whether we have sold or not,'' Mr N said.
``Oh really, you must know these things.''
``Yes.'' N said. ``I am sick lar. Feverish.''
Concerned. ``Oh no, have you seen a doctor.''
``Yes, doctor said it is due to an infection.''
``Oh, Anna Nicole Smith died of an infection.''
``SHUT UP LAR.''
``I am just saying''
``Hey, you, do you have anything important to say?''
``Everything I say is important.''
``That means don't have. Bye.'' N said.
Toooo toooo tooooo tooooooo..............sound of a dead dial tone.
Told you I am a nice person.
In other news, M emailed.
``Partied too hard on friday and saturday. Was going to come to singapore and got cancelled.''
hmmmm...I hope he is disappointed that his trip is cancelled. Reread email to make sure he sounded disappointed. At least he is not saying that he is having fun "there"
How hard must one party in order to qualify to be ``partying hard.'' I asked. (ok ok, it is a probing question. stop giving me a hard time, please?)
I guess I can hardly use that term on myself.
``It means get to bed too late and have to wake up too early.'' M replied. (persuasive answer, he didn't do anything. ok, you are forgiven.)
Hmmmmm.......can i say I party too hard? I got to bed really late on Saturday after partying really hard (making pineapple tarts and playing some group cranium and trying out at a word jam game which we never got around to even understanding the rules.) then I have to wake up early for church. Party Hard?
Let's look at my schedule ahead:
Tuesday : dg until late, wake early the next day for work (party hard?)
Wednesday: Playing bridge? (ok, I can try play till really late....party hard?)
Thursday: bsf (we are going to have fellowship till very late....party hard.)
Or 6 days to Beastie Boys, Jurrasic 5, Alcohol at w Good Vibration Singapore. ....(that sounds more like it. maybe I can drink enought for hangover the next day and brunch. perfect. )
Ok. Party time. I am sure a few hoegardens will get it RED HOT.
Syllable slasher, insurmountable mic gasher
Quick to vent with intent, you can't crash us
Constant link passers, styles'll skate past ya
Beats that we present will make you hate like a slave master(Hardcore)
Heated and hot, control the venomous plots
We be the cream of the crop, so keep our name out your mouth
We'll entertain your brain for three minutes and change
Ain't it strange, your fame is three minutes and change
Let me finish explainin', break it down like a layman
All the stuff that you sayin', Ain't it all entertainin'
Uhh, Yea...
(Red hot) molten lava
Too hot for toddlers
Too hot for you and your crew so don't bother
I'm the globetrotter, party block rocker
Heart and show stopper, break it off proper
1 Comments:
Wahlau I was sick lah!
N
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