N and I

N is one of God's blessings in my life.

So, this N called this morning.

"Oii. You called yesterday night? Wassup?"

"Nothing. I wanted to complain."

"Oii. Can you call me when you have something edifying to say please? Complain?! Luckily I was already sleeping."

"You are so mean. I was really upset when I heard that there is this bunch of dudes out there who want to hold out to wait for better deals. Didn't like that."

"Oh. Like waiting for newer car models. Wow!"

"So I said I would pay a dollar each for the names of these guys."

"Wow. That is so smart of you. What are you going to do with the list of names?" N said condescendingly.

"Err....ok ok. I am childish and stupid. Fine."

"Ya. You are really FOS and DJL, you know." N's favourite description of me: FOS (full of shit) and DJL (damn jia lard)

"Oii....you....bridle your tongue."

"Ok. Haven't seen you for a while. Meet for lunch? I will go down to Holland V."

"As long as you are the one travelling, I don't mind."

"Haiiizzzz........ok ok. I will go to your place."