Dateless Thursday night
A message came in, "Aw dear, hate to say this, got a ....coming up, swamped...on XX, but I will be all yours on XXX or do you hate me now?"
Tonight's date is cancelled.
I replied, "Heh, of cos not, why would I hate you? You are still my XXX. Next week then..." (some mindless flirting involved.)
Of course the hidden message is "you are totally off my list" because it is cruelty leaving an unemployed woman at home on a Thursday night because she might go out and colour her hair or worse, pick up a brochure on Maserati and start planning her life around that.
"Can you don't do that or not? Once the high is over driving that thing, you would say "Why am I so stupid?!!" NP said yesterday when I met him for lunch.
I laughed out loud because I know that would be exactly what I would say.
"Ok then, I think I won't even buy a car." I said.
"We went though that for our bible study. There are some ultra rich people well adorned with money who can afford themselves that sort of a luxury. They have been entrusted with wealth and had been good stewards of that. The rest of us should restrain from buying stuff like that. Plus, what are you going to do with that car?"
"Drive and probably would be more dateless than ever." I said.
"Yes." NP nodded.
"Why?"
"Because those guys would feel insecure."
"But I go for alpha males, they won't be feel insecure. If they are insecure, they are not quite Alpha right?" I argued.
NP looked at me and gave me a "You are completely hopeless" look.
"Ok, ok. I won't buy. Anyway, I can't buy. I failed my friggin driving test." I said.''
My feet dropped to the ground with that piercing stare. I was not aware previously that NP has such a great gift. I should set up a booth for NP and charge yuppies who want their two feet on the ground 10 bucks for one stare from NP. (any takers?)
"What are you going to do later?" NP asked.
"Don't tell you." I said.
"Do nothing right?" NP said.
"I am very busy, got a lot of stuff to do." I said. (which is true!)
"What are you going to do?" NP asked in disbelief.
"I am going for my brazillian waxing." I blurted.
"Don't tell me. Can you please don't tell me stuff like that."
"I did say that just now. You asked!" (Injustice! Or I need a language lesson.)
Back to now: another message came in, "You are XXXX." Mr Cancel Thursday Date replied my earlier messge.
I replied, "Oh stop!"
(language lesson: when a female reply that way after you cancel a date, it means she doesn't like you. If she does, she would be hoping mad. An angry woman would either reply with a sarcastic remark or give you the silent treatment. Proverbs 31 women would go pray first and reply you nicely. But you know she is upset when the message doesn't come in fairly quickly. Depending on the time lag, you know how much prayers she need for her to exude the qualities of a Proverbs 31 woman and from there gauge how angry she is with you. Just a guideline: 1 hour: not very happy, two hours: quite angry, three hours: very angry, four hours: you cham liao, five hours: please call me, you need emergency prayers.)
Tonight's date is cancelled.
I replied, "Heh, of cos not, why would I hate you? You are still my XXX. Next week then..." (some mindless flirting involved.)
Of course the hidden message is "you are totally off my list" because it is cruelty leaving an unemployed woman at home on a Thursday night because she might go out and colour her hair or worse, pick up a brochure on Maserati and start planning her life around that.
"Can you don't do that or not? Once the high is over driving that thing, you would say "Why am I so stupid?!!" NP said yesterday when I met him for lunch.
I laughed out loud because I know that would be exactly what I would say.
"Ok then, I think I won't even buy a car." I said.
"We went though that for our bible study. There are some ultra rich people well adorned with money who can afford themselves that sort of a luxury. They have been entrusted with wealth and had been good stewards of that. The rest of us should restrain from buying stuff like that. Plus, what are you going to do with that car?"
"Drive and probably would be more dateless than ever." I said.
"Yes." NP nodded.
"Why?"
"Because those guys would feel insecure."
"But I go for alpha males, they won't be feel insecure. If they are insecure, they are not quite Alpha right?" I argued.
NP looked at me and gave me a "You are completely hopeless" look.
"Ok, ok. I won't buy. Anyway, I can't buy. I failed my friggin driving test." I said.''
My feet dropped to the ground with that piercing stare. I was not aware previously that NP has such a great gift. I should set up a booth for NP and charge yuppies who want their two feet on the ground 10 bucks for one stare from NP. (any takers?)
"What are you going to do later?" NP asked.
"Don't tell you." I said.
"Do nothing right?" NP said.
"I am very busy, got a lot of stuff to do." I said. (which is true!)
"What are you going to do?" NP asked in disbelief.
"I am going for my brazillian waxing." I blurted.
"Don't tell me. Can you please don't tell me stuff like that."
"I did say that just now. You asked!" (Injustice! Or I need a language lesson.)
Back to now: another message came in, "You are XXXX." Mr Cancel Thursday Date replied my earlier messge.
I replied, "Oh stop!"
(language lesson: when a female reply that way after you cancel a date, it means she doesn't like you. If she does, she would be hoping mad. An angry woman would either reply with a sarcastic remark or give you the silent treatment. Proverbs 31 women would go pray first and reply you nicely. But you know she is upset when the message doesn't come in fairly quickly. Depending on the time lag, you know how much prayers she need for her to exude the qualities of a Proverbs 31 woman and from there gauge how angry she is with you. Just a guideline: 1 hour: not very happy, two hours: quite angry, three hours: very angry, four hours: you cham liao, five hours: please call me, you need emergency prayers.)
posted by eternal bough at 7:48 PM
5 Comments:
eh auntie ... either your enggorish deteriorating or you wrote this at 4am in the morning. Some parts hard to understand ah.
BTW, were u at Shunfu last Sunday afternoon?
sorry, will reread blog entry. yes, I am at Shunfu every sunday usually at about 1 something. Oh, I am so busy that I have not read the stuff you sent me. Unemployment is a lot of hard work.
The reason I asked was cos last Sunday, you walked right past me .... hahahahaha .... I even waved ... Duh!!
oh really? I am so sorry. Didn't mean to be rude. Were you wearing singlet with a Good Morning towel over your neck? Please dress properly next time hor!
yah man ... and my armpit hairs were showing ... *rolls eyes*
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