Last Words

What would be your last words? Paster BY set us thinking last night. E who was sitting beside me turned to ask me the same question.

I said, "What do you think of me? would be my last words."

It is like your last performance review as a human being. Hey, how did I fare? Am I an ok human being? Did I lead a godly life? Last chance to see things from the human perspective.

Don't you want to know your "performance review?"

"So what if you can't hear a thing? How do you ask?" Omega man pondered aloud.

"Hey, there are still hand signs." I said.

I put up my hand and started showing Omega Man the three hand signs: the thumb up sign - means you did well, just go please; the thumb down sigh - you sucks, the waving of the palm - you did so so, not too bad lar.

"But would anyone tell you you are not good when you are about to die?" Hsienter asked.

"Then you get your final ego boost before you go to heaven!" I said and turning to omega man, "How about you?"

"Is my hair messy?" Omega man said.

Yes, yes. How can you go to heaven knowing that your hair is all messed up. Valid question. Valid question.

Or you could just say something and not ask a question. "I still hate friendship breaks."