Friendship breaks
I hate friendship breaks. You can't do much except to ask some standard questions like "How long have you been with ARPC?" and "Are you with a DG?"
So one day, one fine day, I decided to be honest because I heard somewhere that the Truth will set you free. I turned to the person sitting beside me during a friendship break and said, "I hate friendship breaks!" He laughed nervously and quickly turned to the person beside and kept talking. Then I realised people hate me, that is why I hate friendship breaks. I turned to the person on the other side and decided to stick to the test-and-trial questions.
"How long have you been with APRC?" I asked.
"Two years."
"Wow, that is long." We both laughed nervously.
"Are you with a DG?" I asked
"Yes."
"Who is your DG leader?" I asked.
"XXX" She mentioned someone I don't know.
I said,"I don't know him." We both laughed nervously again.
Then the friendship break was over. We both sat down quickly.
What an ordeal! Until next week.
So one day, one fine day, I decided to be honest because I heard somewhere that the Truth will set you free. I turned to the person sitting beside me during a friendship break and said, "I hate friendship breaks!" He laughed nervously and quickly turned to the person beside and kept talking. Then I realised people hate me, that is why I hate friendship breaks. I turned to the person on the other side and decided to stick to the test-and-trial questions.
"How long have you been with APRC?" I asked.
"Two years."
"Wow, that is long." We both laughed nervously.
"Are you with a DG?" I asked
"Yes."
"Who is your DG leader?" I asked.
"XXX" She mentioned someone I don't know.
I said,"I don't know him." We both laughed nervously again.
Then the friendship break was over. We both sat down quickly.
What an ordeal! Until next week.
posted by eternal bough at 6:56 PM
4 Comments:
Here are some other questions you might wanna try:
1) What do you think of ME?
2) What do you look for in a bf/gf?
3) Do you have a blog?
4) Have you been to BookEnds? Wanna go there later?
5) Are you serving in any ministry in ARPC? Why/why not?
6) How much do you earn?
7) What are your dating principles?
8) I'm looking for this person with rotton toe nails...
I'll add to that:
1) Want to go down to the vending machine and get ourselves some coke later? It is a hot day.
2) Are you paddychicken? My name is padang ayam.
3) Are you shadowland? My name is Island under the Sun. I am named after a WEEZER song.
4) How much did you give for offering just now? Was that 10%? Why didn't you give 10%? You want to buy a sports cars izzit? Can you show me your CPF statement to prove?
EB: Haha, #4 just cracked me up. Literally. In the office. Lucky it's after hours. #2 is not amusing though.
You better go post this on Christhacks so everyone can benefit from your immense wisdom.
To marx: If there is a dude at church whom I really want to say Hi to, I would go up to him and say hi. No need for friendship breaks. Anyway, friendship breaks are too short to do anything.
To PC: don't sabo me. where's your two cents worth?
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