Sunday, June 11, 2006

A Mission-Centred Life

"how have you been?'' A friend asked.

"Good." my usual reply to this question.

``Are you attached?'' He asked.

``No, I am not seeing someone.'' This is going to turn into one boring conversation, I thought.

A thought came to my mind then. Why not use this opportunity to share the gospel with this unbelieving believer.

``Want to come to visit my church?''

``Sure. Tommorrow?''

``Another day. Not tommorrow.'' Not in the mood to bring someone to church tommorrow.

``Wait. are you asking me to look the building or to attend service?''

``Attend service of course. Why would I invite you to look at the building?''

``Then why don't you invite me to attend service?''

Irritated.

``How's your walk with God?''

``Bad. You got to save me.''

``I can't save you. God Can.''

``I mean you got to help save me.''

``What do you believe in?''

``I believe in God.''

``Believe that is a God?''

``yes.''

``satan also believe there is God. What is the difference between you and the devil?''

Long silence.

``No difference. I am the devil.''

``Like that. no one can save you.''

``Then why did you invite me to church.''

``I didn't know you are the devil then. Maybe you would like to pick up Revelation to find out what would happen to you at end times.''

``......''

End of evangelistic attempt.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha! At least yours lasted longer than 10 minutes and u didn't get matyred.

10:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Evangelism shouldn't be mixed up with Courtship. Trust me, I know.

np

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wah... what authority.

10:58 AM  
Blogger Ms Carpe Diem said...

Bwahahaha! *ROTFLOL*

4:02 PM  

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