A Mission-Centred Life
"how have you been?'' A friend asked.
"Good." my usual reply to this question.
``Are you attached?'' He asked.
``No, I am not seeing someone.'' This is going to turn into one boring conversation, I thought.
A thought came to my mind then. Why not use this opportunity to share the gospel with this unbelieving believer.
``Want to come to visit my church?''
``Sure. Tommorrow?''
``Another day. Not tommorrow.'' Not in the mood to bring someone to church tommorrow.
``Wait. are you asking me to look the building or to attend service?''
``Attend service of course. Why would I invite you to look at the building?''
``Then why don't you invite me to attend service?''
Irritated.
``How's your walk with God?''
``Bad. You got to save me.''
``I can't save you. God Can.''
``I mean you got to help save me.''
``What do you believe in?''
``I believe in God.''
``Believe that is a God?''
``yes.''
``satan also believe there is God. What is the difference between you and the devil?''
Long silence.
``No difference. I am the devil.''
``Like that. no one can save you.''
``Then why did you invite me to church.''
``I didn't know you are the devil then. Maybe you would like to pick up Revelation to find out what would happen to you at end times.''
``......''
End of evangelistic attempt.
"Good." my usual reply to this question.
``Are you attached?'' He asked.
``No, I am not seeing someone.'' This is going to turn into one boring conversation, I thought.
A thought came to my mind then. Why not use this opportunity to share the gospel with this unbelieving believer.
``Want to come to visit my church?''
``Sure. Tommorrow?''
``Another day. Not tommorrow.'' Not in the mood to bring someone to church tommorrow.
``Wait. are you asking me to look the building or to attend service?''
``Attend service of course. Why would I invite you to look at the building?''
``Then why don't you invite me to attend service?''
Irritated.
``How's your walk with God?''
``Bad. You got to save me.''
``I can't save you. God Can.''
``I mean you got to help save me.''
``What do you believe in?''
``I believe in God.''
``Believe that is a God?''
``yes.''
``satan also believe there is God. What is the difference between you and the devil?''
Long silence.
``No difference. I am the devil.''
``Like that. no one can save you.''
``Then why did you invite me to church.''
``I didn't know you are the devil then. Maybe you would like to pick up Revelation to find out what would happen to you at end times.''
``......''
End of evangelistic attempt.
4 Comments:
hahaha! At least yours lasted longer than 10 minutes and u didn't get matyred.
Evangelism shouldn't be mixed up with Courtship. Trust me, I know.
np
wah... what authority.
Bwahahaha! *ROTFLOL*
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